Thursday, May 29, 2008

Fast, Effective Weight Loss Plan

Want to lose 5 pounds overnight? Get a stomach virus like I did yesterday.

I'm feeling better already, but I was miserable from about 9:00 last night until I fell asleep at 11:30 this morning and slept for 5 hours. My stomach still isn't completely right, but I'm pretty sure the worst is over.

1 comment:

Lonny said...

I have a better way to lose weight. I knew a guy who joined a gym and lost 30 pounds in 10 minutes.
One of those machines tore his leg off.