Want to lose 5 pounds overnight? Get a stomach virus like I did yesterday.
I'm feeling better already, but I was miserable from about 9:00 last night until I fell asleep at 11:30 this morning and slept for 5 hours. My stomach still isn't completely right, but I'm pretty sure the worst is over.
I have a better way to lose weight. I knew a guy who joined a gym and lost 30 pounds in 10 minutes.
ReplyDeleteOne of those machines tore his leg off.